Friday, December 15, 2006

12/15/06

Pillaged

Last night my job site was raided by some teenage hooligans. We first noticed it in the morning when we opened one of the electrical rooms and found that someone had sprayed it down with a fire extinguisher and everything was covered in about a 1/4 inch of white powder. Next we found that someone had pushed a material cart down one of the unfinished elevator shafts as well as thrown rolls of toilet paper down leaving white streamers gently fluttering in the passing breeze. Last but definitely not least, one of these fine youths, had to the surprise and I'm sure horror of the discovering pipe-fitters, felt the need to crap on a scissor lift.

These fine youngsters are the bright hope for tomorrow.

9 comments:

Clare said...

Shitheads. Kinda reminds me of the homeless guys who just HAD to take a crap in front of the Sprinkles Children's Museum entrance every morning.

Blog God said...

hahahah

Anonymous said...

Maybe it WASN'T youth? Maybe it was some drunk older guys. Or just older men or/and women...always picking on the youth....tsk tsk..haha

Jason said...

Yeah I bet it was a bunch of loopy home schooling/breastfeeding moms.

Living My Fairytale said...

Or a bunch of crazed teenaged idealists who wanted to do something for their cause of helping those poor victims of the war in Iraq, but, seeing as they had no way of either getting to Iraq or doing anything to make the situation change for the better, grew frustrated and took out their well-meaning but poorly placed energies on Dave's work site.

Anonymous said...

Wow! That would be some riotous foreplay.

The Schminger said...

saaavages.

Anonymous said...

I say it was the homeschoolers for sure. By far the most bored of all our speices.

Blog God said...

snicker. Post again barbarian!