Happy Birthday to me!!!

For all who didn't know my birthday was on the fourth. Can't believe I've been marooned on this planet for 25 years.
My bro and his wife came up from Houston to celebrate. We all went down to 6th street( the local club district here in A. town).Had a good time. We hit a bar where a decent ska band was playing, played some pool, but eventually had to high tail it once a different Band Fronted by the best 300 lb female guitarist that I had ever seen. The problem wasn't this woman's weight and not that she lacked talent as a guitarist, but her voice I have to say was definitely the most annoying sound I have heard long time. After we left we walked up and down the street, being that it was also Mardi Gras,there were throngs of desperate men clad in beads and expensive digital cameras hoping to catch their own little piece of "Girls gone wild". Sadly for them the desperate guy to girl ratio was so high that even the ugly girls were making them barter their best beads for a shot of boobage. We eventually finished the night of at coyote ugly's @ 2 a.m.
All that to say I had great 25th, although I'm still waiting for the great yet perhaps mythical insurance discount" that everyone mentions when you tell them how old you're turning.