Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Learn to swim.



Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

8 comments:

Living My Fairytale said...

Nice

Liz said...

i know the pieces fit..dilli dum dilli doom

Class Clown said...

Tool right?... cool song.

Blog God said...

Lol, cool!

Jason said...

that was my first reservation about moving to "SoCal". I guess I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Moms gunna fix it all soon. I think you left out a few lyrics by the way.

BarbarianDave said...

I did. I just put down the part I felt best summed up my frustration.

Anonymous said...

i'm praying for rain i'm praying for tidal waves

Anonymous said...

mom please flush it all away