Saturday, January 07, 2006
Bachelor life.
One of the down sides to being single, for me at least, is a lack of back rubs. How I miss them! Even in the waning last few months of married life I could get one. Even if it required lies, guilt trips, or outright blackmail. I catch myself eyeing protruding corners, door knobs, or the back of chairs to rub my back on....Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Lack of back rubs? For me its the lack of on-demand blow jobs and/or full on sex. :(
Well I figured that went without saying.
now, now loxy, lets not pretend their arn't plenty of submissive women out there.
hahaha this is all very funny! back rubs... i feel ur pain Land of Gaga! as for the JB's umm... i think they are great, until they are demanded... at that point, i beleive they should be cut off....! not to mention, from what i have heard about marriage... thats one of the first things to go.... but i'll never know. as i will never marry!
"I will never marry"....the famous last words.
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